i am sweet

let's talk about how impressive i am. last night i drank too much and had to hike back to the house from the bar. straight up hill. no joke, i had to stop just for breathing about every 50 yards. that's bad. and i smoked cigarettes on the way too. then i didn't set my alarm clock and yet magically woke up 15 minutes before i had to be at work. actually i may have been a little intoxicated then. i got myself ready in time and made it here without a hitch. i'm really surprised. i consider that to be a combo of luck and skill. not only do i have a professional liver but i am also well versed in the ever popular "oh-shit-i'm still-drunk-and-have-to-be-at-work-in-15-minutes". also referred to as "shitshitshit". last night was sweet though. jenna came to visit and i'm always grateful to have a cool and chill girl to hang out with. she hiked the hill with me and smoked cigarettes at the same time. hetero soulmates i friggin swear. and we snuggled too.