now it's 2:20 and i have a page and a half written in what should be an 8 page document. if writing about shakespeare could physically cause harm to people (which some may argue it has the ability to do) i'd currently be receiving an ass-whooping. i have the following ailments: i am tired. i am irritable. i am hungry and i have a stomach ache. i have a headache. and suddenly i am feeling dizzy. now...do i have these ailments because of some understandable reason or have i created them in my mind as a defense mechanism against an 8 page shakespeare paper?
i'm also feeling like i want to get laid. is it possible that shakespeare could have such an effect on me? and if it is...should i see someone about that?
uuughhhhhhh.
i want to have sex and then sleep for a week. i will wake up when my schoolwork has magically accomplished itself).
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