last night i was talking to michelle and (obviously) the boy issue came up. michelle and i have almost nothing in common it seems sometimes--though i love her dearly--and boys are no different. which is great because if we have totally different "types" then we'll never have to get into a cat fight over some jerk. there is one thing we agree on though: no more diapers. no pull-ups. only guys who have advanced into their (oh-so-grown-up) big boy pants. that's right, from this moment on, those of you still wearing your trainers can just forget about it all together.
so we considered the kind of guys we would, ultimately, like to make sweetsweet love to. michelle would like, "someone with tattoos, who's in a band, maybe a rockstar." and i? i have major hopes for a guy who likes to read books, enjoys cooking, and is a good sleeper. that last part is of the utmost importance. those of you who cannot sleep in a nice way are not welcome in my bed. i really like to crawl into bed at night, and just back it right up into a spooning position. i don't like pillows but i will take an arm. i also would prefer to be naked. and if you want to be the little spoon i will try my best to make that work. with a leg over.
i don't want a rockstar, i don't want a prince, a ceo, an astronaut. i just want to snuggle.
this is not a joke, thank you.
i just want something simple. simple and good. with someone who knows who they are and what is important to them (i.e. reading, cooking, and sleeping...oh, and me, yes).
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