iGod

i was getting a little self serious just now in the library. over-thinking things i cannot myself change. wondering why i can't make a mistake once and learn from it. noooo, i have to make the same mistake over and over and bear the consequences. i must not be as smart as i think i am.

so as i am going over these things in my head and procrastinating on the last 3 pages of that paper that's due tomorrow, this girl (who used to work at the cafe with me and was a total bitch) walked up the stairs. i'm sorry, ran up the stairs. and you know what? she fell. and this is the quiet study area, i can't even have my cell phone set to vibrate up here. i had to take a break downstairs, needless to say. and all of this brings me to the conclusion that maybe people falling is really a running joke between me & god. because it always seems to happen in a moment when i can really appreciate it. and how cool would that be..."god" the infamous sends little kristin a message: life is funny if you are looking at it the right way!

we usually refer to this "god" person as the "divine being", jenna & i do. and the divine being always does funny things. here's a good one: last summer i was driving to hport with mary and getting myself all worked up over something--probably a dude--and i had the windows down (cause thats how i roll in the summer, obviously), and a pebble hit me right in the eye. as if the divine being was standing up there on a cloud somewhere and called all his/her comrades over and said, "wait, watch this, this is going to be great," and sent that little bugger down from the heavens to bounce off of my retina. tricky god, aren't you funny?

oh also on the "god" topic". today i was typing too fast and sent the word igod to my sister. iGod. this immediately sounds like a great opportunity for funny things. i'm leaving that open for suggestions (or advertisements, perhaps)...

(and now back to writing 3 pages on crap to meet a quota)